SINCE I FOUND IT, I AM GOING TO ANSWER IT

1. How am I? You know what, by the way you guys, and people seem to treat me. Yeah, you guys are so... great. But me, HEY, lets just leave her in the freaking dust.
2. Better, NO. No NO NO NO NO and you want to hear the best part, it's all your fault.
3. No, you have not. And I bet you won't either.
4. I doubt it